Published books

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Selling consistently for over a decade, Images You Should Not Masturbate To has become a seminal publication for those struggling with trouser botheration.

Rejected Books

A collection of the most unpublishable books of all time.

  • Holy Bible II

    A leather bound copy of the updated Bible, with Ten new commandments and LGBTQ rainbow book ribbons.

    For sale here

  • Creative Boom article

  • Creative Review article

  • New commandment candles

    Pray for a better world with Ten new commandment votive candles.

    link here

  • New Ten commandment candle social

  • New commandment street posters

  • Christ on a Bike video

    An online commercial selling Holy Bible II and New Ten Commandment candles. Oh, and announcing the return of Jesus Christ.

    link here

Non-book projects

  • Invisible Jim action figure

  • Invisible Jen action figure

  • How To Talk Australians web series. An eight-part online miniseries released in 2014.

    Series link

  • Misfortune Cookies